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Dec
19
Greeting Cards - son to mother
Why is it that the folks at Hallmark always assume that sons treat their mothers like shit? Every card is always like, “I know it seems like I don’t appreciate you”, or “Since I never tell you I love you”. I mean, what the hell? I know for a fact I’m not the only guy who treats his mother with respect and is courteous. C’mon, I’ve puke on my mother more times than I care to admit and yet she still loves me; why wouldn’t I love her back? Maybe next year Hallmark will concoct a card for a son who isn’t a delinquent, crack-smoking, unemployed, burn out.
-TDX
